"Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation."
Top 100 jack bauer factsIf everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?
Don't ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on. He'll EXPLAIN IN THE CAR.
Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
Jack Bauer was able to eliminate Bird Flu playing Duck Hunt.
Jack Bauer once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him.
If Jack Bauer was the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles, T.O. would have shut the fuck up and just played.
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