rhymeandreason72: holy fuck: http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/africa/04/28/dolphins.ap/index.html
schwindle: i hope this says something about killer dolphins
schwindle: but i'm wrong and that's actually awful
rhymeandreason72: i mean, they COULD become zombie dolphins...
rhymeandreason72: that's a HUGE number for a mass beaching
schwindle: THAT
schwindle: would be AWESOME
rhymeandreason72: and like on the simpsons, they can hop on land
rhymeandreason72: INVASION OF THE ZOMBIE DOLPHINS
schwindle: I'm going to write a script for Zombie Dolphins
rhymeandreason72: followed by the sequel: GOD DAMN IT: INVASION OF THE ZOMBIE SHARKS
rhymeandreason72: please do write that script
schwindle: oh i will
schwindle: and then the ultimate "ZOMBIE SHOWDOWN: SHARKS VS. DOLPHINS"
rhymeandreason72: YES
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The zed-word. Don't say it!
[i wish i remember what web site this came from but i cannot find it again. blast. :(]
Whenever I see a yellow lab now I immediately think "TEAM VINCENT!" and I want to brainwash you people into thinking the same way.
Ok, so i don't really need a *reason* to post this awesome pic, but it is of a celebratory nature, and this *is* my 200th blog post, so i give you ...
<3!!! :D
hey you kids get off my lawn
Toothpaste for Dinner -- Inside the RIAA 
This is extra funny since i saw it not long after reading this fake news article with the best. quote. ever.
MPAA and DVD Manufacturers Agree on HD-DVD Format"Of course, some users might complain about the fact that there is no content on these discs, but we're certain our law-abiding customers will see that as a small price to pay for the security resulting from the advanced DRM. And of course, if we receive any complaints, we'll subpoena the whiners under the DMCA, because they're probably guilty of some form of copyright infringement.":D
why i want to go to coachella
April 29
Animal Collective,
Atmosphere, Audio Bullys,
Devendra Banhart, Joey Beltram, Derrick Carter, The Strokes, Cat Power, Celebration, Chris Liberator,
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Colette, Matt Costa, Carl Cox,
Common,
Daft Punk, Damian Marley, Deerhoof,
Depeche Mode, The Duke Spirit,
Eagles of Death Metal,
Franz Ferdinand, Hard-Fi, Hybrid,
Imogen Heap, Infusion, The Juan Maclean,
Lady Sovereign, Ladytron, The Like, Living Things, Lyrics Born, My Morning Jacket, The New Amsterdams, Nine Black Alps, Platinum Pied Pipers, The Section Quartet,
She Wants Revenge, Shy FX & T Power,
Sigur Ros, stellastarr*, Tosca, The Walkmen, White Rose Movement, Wolfmother, Youth Group, The Zutons
April 30
Amadou & Mariam, Art Brut, Be Your Own Pet,
Bloc Party,
Coheed and Cambria, Coldcut, The Dears, Digable Planets, Dungen, Editors, Gabriel & Dresden, Giant Drag, The Go! Team,
Gnarls Barkley,
Infadels, James Blunt, Jamie Lidell, Jazzanova, Kaskade, Los Amigos Invisibles, Madonna (DJ set), The Magic Numbers,
Massive Attack,
Mates of State, Matisyahu, Michael Mayer,
Metric, Minus the Bear, Mogwai, MURS featuring 9th Wonder, Mylo (DJ set), Paul Oakenfold, The Octopus Project, OneRepublic, Gilles Peterson, Phoenix, The Raconteurs Scissor Sisters,
Seu Jorge, Kristina Sky, Sleater-Kinney, The Subways,
Tool, TV on the Radio, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Little Louie Vega, Wolf Parade,
Yeah Yeah Yeahswhyyyyyyyyyy are you so far away frommmm meeeeee, coachella? damn.
LOOKIT THE KNIFE! OMG this is going to be nothing short of amazing. AMAZING.
pip: and i read on a message board that there's a scene where pyramid head RIPS SOMEONE'S SKIN OFF.
!!!
from the mouths of babes
New York Metro JukeboxSarah the Schoolteacher
Shares favorite indie-rock albums with her Park Slope students (they really like the Go! Team). Has been listening nonstop to the Mamas & the Papas for several weeks.How awesome is that?! What the kids had to say about The Flaming Lips' "At War with the Mystics."
Sarah: The kids love this album. “The way they stop singing and just play the music, it makes me so dizzy. In a happy way,” one of them says. They don’t know the word psychedelic, but they know what it means, and they hear it here. They twirl around on the rug, saying things like “Far-out, man.” I love the songs, too; they wander all over, but with purpose, each song coming apart at times and then meshing again beautifully. “I wish all music made me feel like this,” one kid says.<3.
"vintage" e-toons: the emo equivalent of the throwback jersey
I like this music.
[<3explodingdog]
Kicking screaming gucci little piggy
Global Politics in 30 seconds
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Having me a party with my digital friends
K-Fed teaches Dubya and Cheney about the "wonderful" world of MySpaceAnd the thing is, the song he sings is ACTUALLY more catchy than a real k-fed song.
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Caution!: emo strikes at any age! (part II)
Yayyy, Toothpaste for Dinner!
:D
FUCK THAT SHIT
Exxon Chairman Gets $400 Million Retirement Package Amid Soaring Gas Priceswhat can you even do with $400 million dollars?!?! $40 i could understand, even though that's still crazy. But $400 million?!
I can barely afford to put gas in my car (no, really, i'm not exaggerating) and this fuck gets:
Exxon is giving Lee Raymond one of the most generous retirement packages in history, nearly $400 million, including pension, stock options and other perks, such as a $1 million consulting deal, two years of home security, personal security, a car and driver, and use of a corporate jet for professional purposes.Ugh.
why are we still awake
bananafish38: i just wrote the most ridiculous paper ever
bananafish38:
A strong attitude that I possess is that Mexican food is ridiculously delicious. Cognitively speaking, Mexican food is the object I am labeling, and I perceive its involved content to be greasy, white melting cheese with jalapenos, guacamole, shredded chicken, refried beans and lettuce atop a bed of freshly made tortilla chips. My evaluation of the object as “ridiculously delicious” has a positive direction and, speaking palatably, is fairly strong in intensity. My behavioral predisposition towards Mexican food is to not only eat it whenever possible, but to overeat to the point of misery.
bananafish38: I am not sure this attitude can be changed. I believe that even if I was informed that what I was eating was not chicken, but kitten meat, I would probably still inhale it, so long as it was covered in that cheese. The only deviation from this attitude I have ever experienced is a two month period during my sophomore year. I got food poisoning from chimichangas at my favorite Mexican restaurant in Charlotte (which will remain unnamed; I don’t really blame them, and still frequent the place).
bananafish38: I was on my third date with a boy I had really taken a liking to, and became suddenly and violently ill while we were watching a movie in my dorm room. It was an embarrassing and horrific twenty-four hour experience, and curbed my craving for a good two months or so. Yet the fact that I was again able to resume my south-of-the-border dietary habit speaks volumes on just how strong my attitude towards it is. I once got sick from a tuna melt seven years ago and still to this day refuse to eat them.
speaks for itself.
click click boom
From
Pictures of Walls.
I especially like this one because it was taken in hawaii. Or so says the tag.
(chicken farmer reminds me of
chicken man :D)
ALSO: the best EMO lyric katie found today:
I'll do what I got to, the truth
Is you could slit my throat
And with my one last gasping breath
I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt.heh.
<3
Tee hee
A
friend of a friend made this. It's neat.
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"Now if you check my pulse it beats SKULL SNAPS!"
This is neat!! :D
[It also hits one of the
BIG FIVE: THINGS BECCA REALLY LIKES EVEN THOUGH NORMAL SOCIETY CONSIDERS THEM INCREDIBLY CREEPY AND MIGHT BE CAUSE FOR CONCERN -- Sharks, vampires, werewolves, zombies and skeletons.]
Wooster Collective: Skeletons from Solotalent<3!
better check yo'self before you wreck yo'self
As if the k-fed album wasn't bad enough, he's using the Nirvana font in a promo pictures. NOT ALLOWED!!!!
Lotsa Kiefer news as of late
He ain't goin' nowhere, bitches!"24" star Kiefer Sutherland has inked a multifaceted deal with 20th Century Fox Television.
The rich pact, which is set to begin in June, calls for the actor to continue on the hit Fox drama for three more years and includes a two-year development deal for Sutherland's soon-to-be-launched production banner.And he's on/in the new
Rolling Stone.!
I said, whatcha whatcha whatcha want?
So Brandon's roommates have a rap group. They are the Wizzerds of Rhyme. I'd name the individual members, but you won't remember anyway.
In theory, it sounds like a bad idea; in reality, it's actually quite awesome. And they're having a free show Friday at the Reservior. (Formerly Go! Room 4, if you really haven't been paying attention.) They're on myspace, with samples: http://myspace.com/wizzerdsofrhyme
It should be fun. :) And it's at 10, so still plenty of time to get your drink on.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
I absolutely LOVE the AIM/text messaging/phonecall aftermath that follows "24" ---
hrk2003: HOLY SHIT
Auto response from rhymeandreason72: beepbeep beepbeep GET YO ASS BACK IN FRONT OF THE TV IT'S 24 TIME
hrk2003: no!
hrk2003: WOW
hrk2003: im in shock
hrk2003: this is me in shock
hrk2003: im in shock
Fonvielle Zone 5: You know, as I told Harry, my parents could tell me I'm adopted after this episode
Fonvielle Zone 5: And I honestly wouldn't care
Fonvielle Zone 5: I'd just be like, "Huh...so Walt Cummings had no idea about this when he hung himself?"
Dmalloy9: LOGAN
Dmalloy9: HOLY SHIT
Dmalloy9: WHAT A BASTARDO
bananafish38: man. that show is like a soap opera. but with nerve gas and automatic weapons.
<3.
Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.
A friend of mine at work pointed me in the direction of
Wooster Collective today after a discussion about graffiti and stenciling. Now, i've always loved graffiti, even though i'll never be ballsy enough to ever try and do it (except for the stairs on Championship night last year, which they did finally scrub off. bastards. side note: why did we actually win that game? in part it was because i had already purchased the two tiny baby blue cans of spray paint and was ready to rock and/or roll.)
And precluding the disclaimer about whining that comes with this blog, i had a really shitty weekend. I worked a lot, couldn't sleep, listened to a lot of interpol, felt really sad, worried about school, jobs, the boy that never loved me, and you know, all the traditional emo factors. So yeah. Good times. But i got home from work today and started looking through Wooster, which linked to other photo blog/whatever sites, and found amazing things like this:
You Are Beautiful. There's something that barrett has said about tattooing before, that he enjoys them so much because he feels "it's just honest." He brought that up again today when we were talking about graffiti. And maybe that's why i like it so much. It's bold and colorful and someone took the time -- and the risk -- to put a small creative vision up for more than one person to see, be it to brag or share or forwhatever reason. It's kind of along the same veins of the postsecret project -- it's so popular because it's so honest, and it feels good to know that someone else thinks the same thing. It's visual proof that you're not alone.
And it's hard to feel so bad about yourself when you're looking at pictures of iPod ads with skulls and simple scrawlings about anything.
It just makes me feel good. So i posted a few in case someone else might like one too.
<3
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my friends are nuts.
OH MY GOD NINTENDO 64!!! Brandon wanted to make sure he was properly credited with the findage of this. If my kids ever...swear to God.
Also: does anyone else love the idea that brandon is going to try and pick up chicks in boston this weekend by pretending to be a professional bowler? (with the help of malloy) yes you do.
Also:
Jack Bauer gnaws through titanium wall, saves CTU.<3
