FUCK THAT SHIT
Exxon Chairman Gets $400 Million Retirement Package Amid Soaring Gas Priceswhat can you even do with $400 million dollars?!?! $40 i could understand, even though that's still crazy. But $400 million?!
I can barely afford to put gas in my car (no, really, i'm not exaggerating) and this fuck gets:
Exxon is giving Lee Raymond one of the most generous retirement packages in history, nearly $400 million, including pension, stock options and other perks, such as a $1 million consulting deal, two years of home security, personal security, a car and driver, and use of a corporate jet for professional purposes.
Ugh.
posted by Becca @ 10:19 PM
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Well, if your name was, like... "Chad" or "Afghanistan" or "Nepal" and you had $400 million you could probably have some semblence of a functioning government. Or maybe you could buy sharks with laser beams. Or you could fill a swimming pool with coins like Scrooge McDuck. That's what I would do...
I'm pretty sure that with $400 mill, you could do ALL OF THOSE THINGS. Also, Ducktales? Fuck yes.
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