January: Your month in Kiefer Sutherland news
Looks like Jack Bauer's been taking plenty of time to hit the sauce.
1. Kief + the bottle vs. the christmas tree.(ok, so this is technically December, but I didn't read about it till Jan, so it counts.)
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Moments earlier Sunday Mirror reporters watched in amazement as he charged into a 12ft Christmas tree, sending it crashing to the floor. The party was finally called off at 5.30am by hotel security - when guests starting arriving for BREAKFAST.
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At 2am bar staff refused to serve any more alcohol. Undaunted, Kiefer persuaded management to let them loose in the lobby.
He ordered yet more booze on room service, then staggered around the entrance hall, entertaining pals with a bizarre, flailing breakdancing routine.
It was then that a huge Christmas tree caught his eye.
"I hate that f***ing Christmas tree," he declared. "The tree HAS to come down."
Kiefer warned staff: "I'm smashing it - can I pay for it?"
A staff member replied: "I'm absolutely sure you can, sir."
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2. A "Gawker sighting 2 weeks ago: (NYC)
Well, Charlie Rose films his interview show out of Bloomberg studios, and sometimes we see the guests (celebrities) as they come in or leave. Usually when they come in they're taken to the green room to wait. Every guest on the show is asked if they would like a tour of Bloomberg while they wait—99.9% politely say no.
Not Jack Bauer! So: Keifer Sutherland, some smoking hot chick and a huge bodyguard circle around the sales floor. He's clearly high as a kite and has this crazed look on his face, plus he's molesting this chick as he walks around the floor, with one hand he's waving to people while the other is clearly down this girl's pants.
At any moment I expected him to pull out a gun and yell, "get down!" It's clear that the 80's have not ended for Keifer. The moral of the story: watch 24 this season, cause he's not acting.
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3. And from Defamer last week:
"24" STAR Kiefer Sutherland shocked staffers at the Ye Rustic Inn in Los Feliz, Calif., the other morning when he bellied up to the bar around 9 a.m. demanding to start a tab, reports Steppin' Out magazine.
Editor Chaunce Hayden says the normally thick-waisted Sutherland looked "rail-thin" when he entered the tiny dive bar with a group of rowdy pals and ordered a round of drinks. According to witnesses, when presented with the bill, Sutherland claimed his wallet was "indisposed" - "It's been stolen! I promise I'll come back and pay."
At that point, things got weird. "He started to go into a series of karate kicks in the middle of the floor while the bartender, waitress and several customers looked on," Hayden reports. Thankfully, a star-struck fan agreed to buy him several J&B's on the rocks. After devouring a plate of chicken wings and littering the floor with bones, the star left without tipping. Sutherland, it turns out, was winding down from a very long night at the Drawing Room across the street. A rep for Sutherland did not respond to a call for comment.
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4. And then today, Brandon sends me the kicker: Kief's running around a club with his pants around his ankles. REALLY! WHAT?!!?
Hilarious.
To summarize:
Brandino500: did you get naked keif picture?
Brandino: that man is a party god
rhymeandreason72: hahahaha
rhymeandreason72: yes
rhymeandreason72: wtf!?
Brandino: I don't know?? I want to go to LA and party with him though
Brandino: he sounds even more awesome in real life
Brandino: he's nice and punches christmas trees, rescues old ladies, and shows off his karate skills
----> Also, since Kief picked up the SAG award tonight for best actor in a TV drama, I'm many more awesome celebratory stories will leak out.
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posted by Becca @ 11:41 PM
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