Beccaning Call

"WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!"

Bauer-mania is reaching its critical mass. So is this whole chuck norris obsession, although i've never really gotten into it.

(Even though i can respect his cameo in "Dodgeball," personally, I think the Vin Diesel Random Fact Generator was the first and the best, and its awesomeness just cannot be duplicated. Sorry, Chuck.)


Anyway, this site matches up the two badasses, and is quite funny.


So during the Superbowl the other night, when MacGyver is driving away and there's a giant fireball explodes behind him, I had a thought. And that thought was that Jack Bauer is the new MacGyver. Except he's a more violent and sexed-up problem solver.
Instead of using gum, paperclips and chopsticks to bail himself out of a sitch and save the day, Bauer's proficient in every type of kung-fu and will nail your ass with any weapon he has available in order to PROTECT THIS NATION'S SECURITY. Dude could kill you with a roll of toothpaste, a fork and an avocado*.

All in a day's work.



<3.[*yes he totally fucking could.]
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posted by Becca @ 2:00 AM