Beccaning Call

(seriously, please) GO HEELS!

Schwind on the ill-planned scheduling of the Clemson and Duke home games.

schwindle: scheduling your team's whipping boy at home two days before your biggest rival is like having a date with your mistress at the same restaurant that you're meeting your wife at... your bound to be distracted and forget things
schwindle: because one of those times it's going to get messed up
schwindle: and you're either going to lose to the whipping boy and get embarassed or your rival is going to catch you still riding high on the previous beating
schwindle: similarly, either one time the girlfriend is going to buy the lobster dinner and max out your card before you can pay for dinner with the wife
schwindle: or you;re going to be so hyped up from getting nookie in the bathroom, that you forget to wipe the lipstick off your collar
schwindle: disclaimer: i have done none of the above crimes and do not plan to ever do so

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posted by Becca @ 4:29 PM