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Hello, I am a television producer who values theatrical expression as a way of teaching a lesson. My child is almost seven years old now and I still can't get him to understand the importance of a healthy diet. So I want to gather a team of actors together to dress like human sized unhealthy food (pieces of pizza, fried chicken legs, cupcakes, and probably malamars, he loves malamars) and hide in the woods and scare him. His mother, my ex-wife Barbara, and he are going on a hike this weekend in Topanga canyon and I need you to dress like his favorite foods and really frighten him. I don't want this to be a game. I need you to be so upsetting that he never wants to eat pizza again. Tell him things no child should hear. Use your long nails to confuse him and lead him astray. Hit him with pepperoni. It is acceptable, nay preferred, that you scare Barbara as well. I will need you to bring me either a lock of the child's hair or a recording of his screams to let me know that you have accomplished your goal. Actors that have their own pepperoni pizza costume prefered.
WORLD'S BIGGEST PUMPKIN! (maybe) 664 pounds!!!! Good lawd.
WORLD'S BIGGEST HORSE! maybe. i know it's hard to tell, but see that bit of blue arm on the left? ok, so that's almost at the shoulder. and that grown man's shoulder isn't even as tall as that horse's leg. that thing was a tank.
Goats wanting to be friends with Hannah!
Unhappy bunny wabbit.
Hannah and a bebe duck!
Hannah and a bebe calf! They said it was born on Thursday. It was precious.
Me and a bebe duck! I am 24 years old, and this is still the BEST PART OF THE FAIR. :D
And don't get me wrong, totally fun and all, but $85 bucks for a halloween costume? i'd be better off wearing that stupid toga again and just carrying around a toy shark.
i mean, really -- everyone will be wasted, so it's not like i'd really have to justify it. :)
Sooooooo, my sister's boyfriend has a friend. With a plane. I dunno what it was, but it was a 2 seater and it was a Cessna. And it was AWESOME. Here are pictures, since it's just not everyday you get to run up in a plane. :D
THE GOOD: Felton wants to make the playoffs. He's healthy. May's healthy. Okafor's healthy. Morisson is there.
THE BAD: He's not getting rid of the stache ANY time soon, is he? I go to the bobcats webpage and BAM, this is what you first see --
I hate the creepy, creepy stache. :( i'm hoping my aversion to it dwindles, since i am looking forward to having morrison on the team. but ... stache... noooooooo.
And then the WEIRD: Lookit the new guy from Argentina. Walter Hermann.
schwindle: http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/03/hops.fire.ap/index.html rhymeandreason72: i know~ schwindle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO rhymeandreason72: 4%! schwindle: NOOO!!!! rhymeandreason72: have they estimated the impact yet? schwindle: The impact on brewers and beer prices was unclear early Tuesday. schwindle: I do know that it will cause me to cry uncontrollably for several days rhymeandreason72: it might not impact your beer availability though schwindle: true schwindle: but this is for me like what the hours shortly after Kennedy was shot are like schwindle: because who know what's going on on and the potential impacts schwindle: all I know is that someone important to me is in dire shape