"Congrats to North Carolina on their win which despite occurring on three different television stations still only counts for one victory."
Tee hee. A column looking back at the ESPN media frenzy on the UNC/Duke game.There were about 548 different ways to watch ESPN's Saturday telecast of Duke-North Carolina: ESPNU's version from within the Cameron Crazies (this was the sports journalism equivalent of reporters embedded with Coalition soldiers during Operation Iraqi Freedom), the traditional ESPN version, the entire game action from the "Above the Rim" camera angle on ESPN2 and ESPN360 which somehow incorporates broadband access and serves the primary purpose of allowing mankind to watch basketball online while simultaneously searching for porn.
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3. Mike Krzyzewski’s removed hip angle: Was his hip actually removed? If so, Coach K should have followed the example of former Mexican dictator Santa Anna and had the hip buried about halfway through the season in the middle of Krzyzewskiville. He then should've changed his mind and had the hip disinterred and carried by a procession of Cameron Crazies into the stands before the UNC game to get everyone really fired up. The hip could then be passed among the cheering students like a crowd surfing student. Wherever the hip goes, the camera goes.
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Congrats to North Carolina on their win which despite occurring on three different television stations still only counts for one victory.
This dude is awesome. :)
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