iCarl
[i didn't make this, i found it on the internet, but i can't remember where, so...no source.]
---BEST OF: CARL ATHF QUOTES-----
"Yeah, well, I noticed this long cord comin' from my house, then I noticed YOUR house, glowin' like the freakin' SUN. So I put two and two together and decided - you're pissin' me off."
"Come here, bitch! Stand and deliver!"
"Look, I don't work my ass off for twenty hours a week to throw my money away. That's wasteful. These bills are strictly for me to kiss... and put in some stripper's underwear."
"I'm gonna give this rainbow thing another five minutes... and if it don't show up, I'm going down to the store and I'm buyin' a Hot Rod magazine."
[Frylock is saying the Thanksgiving blessing]
Frylock: Lord, we ask you to bless our neighbor Carl...
Carl: Oh, no! Do not drag me into this! The Lord does *not* need to know I am here!
Aqua Teen rocks my socks off. :D
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posted by Becca @ 3:16 PM
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