Beccaning Call

God save the queen

2007-03-08T16:27:00.000-05:00

No esaays for beeeeeer

Did you even prepare for this meeting?

2007-02-25T20:05:00.000-05:00

Dwight Schrute + SNL + Digital Short + his name is really Rainn Wilson, i know = Yay!

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How is that helpful?

2007-02-15T13:24:00.001-05:00

teehee

Happy Valentine's Day

2007-02-13T23:07:00.001-05:00

We like these things. :)

2007-02-08T15:54:00.000-05:00

"You are coming to a sad realization, cancel or allow?"

2007-02-07T14:26:00.001-05:00

I hate XP, and so of course in theory i hate Vista.

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In which I continue to steal katie's title format and only post youtube videos.

2007-02-06T14:36:00.000-05:00

Be warned! It will be stuck in your head all day, but it's worth it. :)

Lily Allen -- Alfie

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In which these guys are my new heros.

2007-02-01T15:20:00.000-05:00

From what i understand, these guys are artists that were hired by the ad company that was hired by cartoon network. But that could be wrong.

Adult Swim has already issued profuse apologies, most likely at the behest of Turner, bc you know those guys (AS) find this absurdly hilarious as well.

So anyway. The artists, at a press conference today, talking about hairstyles from the 1970s and TOTALLY pissing off all the reporters. Viva la resistance.

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You tell me a lot of things, but that doesn't mean i have to listen.

2007-02-01T00:31:00.000-05:00

Brooooooooooooodwich!

<3

We're gonna win this.

2007-01-31T22:49:00.000-05:00

Except for the FELONY CHARGES/BLOWING THIS OUT OF PROPORTION/OMG EVERYBODY FREAK OUT LITE BRIGHT TERRORISM, this entire thing is hilarious.

also, from some random internet site:

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This is hilarious even if you don't watch 24.

2007-01-30T23:35:00.000-05:00

(courtesy of the illustrious b-rad.)

!!! (DAMMIT!)

I so freakin love the internet

2007-01-28T15:44:00.000-05:00

The Office - The Return

The face that will save America.

2007-01-24T00:43:00.000-05:00

In President Bush's world, Jack Bauer is real and he's going to team up with Mutombo to save the world. Boo. Yah.

<3

H!ATD

2007-01-19T00:04:00.000-05:00

T-Shirt Hell

Bunnies in 30 secs does ... BORAT!

2007-01-19T00:00:00.000-05:00

Yes!

Hands down best part of this version? Bear + ice cream truck + screaming children = Niiiiiice.

(ok, i'll know, niiiice stopped being funny like, 4 months ago.)

Right near da beeeeach

2007-01-18T23:53:00.000-05:00

Shouldn't Michael freaking Vick be well-connected enough to buy his stash in any city in America? Silly man. Trying to sneak weed onto an airplane.

JANUARY 18--Miami police are investigating NFL star Michael Vick after airport screeners yesterday seized a water bottle from him at a security checkpoint and later discovered that the bottle included a "concealed compartment" that appeared to contain a small amount of marijuana. According to a Miami-Dade Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find below, the Atlanta Falcons quarterback was "reluctant to turn over his water bottle during the screening process" at Miami International Airport (the athlete was booked on an AirTran flight to Atlanta). Vick subsequently relinquished the 20-ounce Aquafina bottle, which was placed in a recycling bin by a Transportation Security Administration screener.

Although the best sentence of the week comes near the end:

Following the 2002 arrests of members of a Miami-based Ketamine ring, Drug Enforcement Administration agents pointed out a "new smuggling trick" being used by traffickers: Aquafina water bottles outfitted with "a hidden compartment for drugs."

Hot damn.

Oh, it's funny cause it's true

2007-01-18T01:56:00.000-05:00

Mcsweeneys: When TV Resembles Reality

Grey's Anatomy

Things heat up at Seattle Grace. George works a double and Izzie has to moonlight as a waitress. Meredith and McDreamy plan for a romantic encounter, but Meredith spends 15 hours tending to patients, and McDreamy spends the afternoon completing paperwork. They get Chinese takeout around midnight and fall asleep on the couch while eating it. Meredith wakes up with chow mein caked to her forehead.

24

After thwarting the terrorists using an ingenuous combination of karate chops mixed with ramming people with his shiny, powerful, and affordable product-placement Ford truck, Jack Bauer is fired for use of excessive force and convicted of 42 counts of second-degree manslaughter.

The Office

Jim spends the day making cold calls while carefully adjusting his fantasy football team online, and Pam gets a new high score on Minesweeper. Dwight completes a required spreadsheet and his monthly expense report, while Michael is put on probation for sexual harassment. In the loading dock, packages are received and processed.

Loves it.

2007-01-15T22:30:00.000-05:00

I haven't seen Dreamgirls, but we can all still appreciate this. :D

(tee,hee)

Thanks, wiki.

2007-01-15T22:17:00.000-05:00

Things I didn't know about:

1. Water intoxication.

News relevance: Woman dies in radio contest

2. The odor eliminating ingredient in Febreeze is called cyclodextrin.

Also, if you get the most recent version of Firefox, it automatically spell checks everything for you. A bit annoying, but it's prolly for the best.

:D

Jack Bauer would say, "Fuck American Idol."

2007-01-15T17:17:00.000-05:00

!!!! ((If we all ignore it, maybe it'll go away.)

But can they ... ghostride the whip?

2007-01-12T01:14:00.000-05:00

Courtesy of the illustrious Margaret, it's HYPHY FEET!!

It's baby penguins from happy feet. dancing to what is reportedly DJ Unk. Whatever. PENGUINS!

(I'd embed, but, it's myspacevideo, and youtube is broken right now, so, JUST CLICK!)

<3

Brilliant!

2007-01-12T01:12:00.000-05:00

Something Awful's take on Time's person of the year.

Time Magazine recently named us the most important person of 2006. At first I felt flattered and began to write my thank you speech but then I realized that the title was not entirely accurate. In fact if you read the article it's downright misleading.

The person of the year isn't me at all. It's the people who upload videos of themselves doing monumentally retarded things to YouTube or leave racist comments on blogs. The person of the year is anyone who has ever vandalized the Wikipedia entry on Sonic the Hedgehog to say that Tails takes it up the ass from Knuckles the Echidna and Sonic is jealous. Finally, the bread and butter of the Internet are getting the recognition they deserve.

Yes, the iPhone is pretty, but how are you gonna protect that screen?

2007-01-11T00:33:00.000-05:00

Penny Arcade!

:D

And on a lighter note...

2007-01-11T00:22:00.000-05:00

WHAT IN THE HELL DID THEY DO TO KIEF'S FACE?!?!!

Stupid Fox. He looks all smushy. And it doesn't look thhhhhat weird at first, but when you click on "Profiles" they've reversed it.

That's some bad photoshopping, yo.

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Not saying anything you haven't already heard.

2007-01-10T23:54:00.000-05:00

Bush will add more than 20K troops to Iraq

Get Your War On

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd Wonkette live blogs the speech.

Also, party politics aside, this needs to be done. I'm not getting on any soapbox here, and i want the troops home just like everyone else, but we've fucked this up. and we've got to fix it.

Anyway... Unc wins! Dook loses! All is right with the world!!!

Espn says,

"Duke, which had won 21 of 22 against Georgia Tech since 1996, lost 74-63 to the Yellow Jackets on Wednesday. The loss dropped the Blue Devils to 0-2 in the ACC, their worst start since '96, when they lost their first four conference games."

<3 (i liiiiiiiike!)