Wednesday, January 31, 2007

We're gonna win this.

Except for the FELONY CHARGES/BLOWING THIS OUT OF PROPORTION/OMG EVERYBODY FREAK OUT LITE BRIGHT TERRORISM, this entire thing is hilarious.



also, from some random internet site:



!!!

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

This is hilarious even if you don't watch 24.



(courtesy of the illustrious b-rad.)

!!! (DAMMIT!)

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Sunday, January 28, 2007

I so freakin love the internet


The Office - The Return


<3

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

The face that will save America.



In President Bush's world, Jack Bauer is real and he's going to team up with Mutombo to save the world. Boo. Yah.

<3

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Friday, January 19, 2007

H!ATD

T-Shirt Hell

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Bunnies in 30 secs does ... BORAT!

Yes!

Hands down best part of this version? Bear + ice cream truck + screaming children = Niiiiiice.

(ok, i'll know, niiiice stopped being funny like, 4 months ago.)

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

Right near da beeeeach

Shouldn't Michael freaking Vick be well-connected enough to buy his stash in any city in America? Silly man. Trying to sneak weed onto an airplane.

JANUARY 18--Miami police are investigating NFL star Michael Vick after airport screeners yesterday seized a water bottle from him at a security checkpoint and later discovered that the bottle included a "concealed compartment" that appeared to contain a small amount of marijuana. According to a Miami-Dade Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find below, the Atlanta Falcons quarterback was "reluctant to turn over his water bottle during the screening process" at Miami International Airport (the athlete was booked on an AirTran flight to Atlanta). Vick subsequently relinquished the 20-ounce Aquafina bottle, which was placed in a recycling bin by a Transportation Security Administration screener.


Although the best sentence of the week comes near the end:
Following the 2002 arrests of members of a Miami-based Ketamine ring, Drug Enforcement Administration agents pointed out a "new smuggling trick" being used by traffickers: Aquafina water bottles outfitted with "a hidden compartment for drugs."


Hot damn.

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Oh, it's funny cause it's true

Mcsweeneys: When TV Resembles Reality

Grey's Anatomy

Things heat up at Seattle Grace. George works a double and Izzie has to moonlight as a waitress. Meredith and McDreamy plan for a romantic encounter, but Meredith spends 15 hours tending to patients, and McDreamy spends the afternoon completing paperwork. They get Chinese takeout around midnight and fall asleep on the couch while eating it. Meredith wakes up with chow mein caked to her forehead.

24

After thwarting the terrorists using an ingenuous combination of karate chops mixed with ramming people with his shiny, powerful, and affordable product-placement Ford truck, Jack Bauer is fired for use of excessive force and convicted of 42 counts of second-degree manslaughter.

The Office

Jim spends the day making cold calls while carefully adjusting his fantasy football team online, and Pam gets a new high score on Minesweeper. Dwight completes a required spreadsheet and his monthly expense report, while Michael is put on probation for sexual harassment. In the loading dock, packages are received and processed.

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Monday, January 15, 2007

Loves it.

I haven't seen Dreamgirls, but we can all still appreciate this. :D



(tee,hee)

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Thanks, wiki.

Things I didn't know about:

1. Water intoxication.

News relevance: Woman dies in radio contest

2. The odor eliminating ingredient in Febreeze is called cyclodextrin.

Also, if you get the most recent version of Firefox, it automatically spell checks everything for you. A bit annoying, but it's prolly for the best.

:D

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Jack Bauer would say, "Fuck American Idol."







!!!! ((If we all ignore it, maybe it'll go away.)

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Friday, January 12, 2007

But can they ... ghostride the whip?

Courtesy of the illustrious Margaret, it's HYPHY FEET!!

It's baby penguins from happy feet. dancing to what is reportedly DJ Unk. Whatever. PENGUINS!

(I'd embed, but, it's myspacevideo, and youtube is broken right now, so, JUST CLICK!)

<3

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Brilliant!

Something Awful's take on Time's person of the year.

Time Magazine recently named us the most important person of 2006. At first I felt flattered and began to write my thank you speech but then I realized that the title was not entirely accurate. In fact if you read the article it's downright misleading.

The person of the year isn't me at all. It's the people who upload videos of themselves doing monumentally retarded things to YouTube or leave racist comments on blogs. The person of the year is anyone who has ever vandalized the Wikipedia entry on Sonic the Hedgehog to say that Tails takes it up the ass from Knuckles the Echidna and Sonic is jealous. Finally, the bread and butter of the Internet are getting the recognition they deserve.

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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Yes, the iPhone is pretty, but how are you gonna protect that screen?

Penny Arcade!



:D

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And on a lighter note...

WHAT IN THE HELL DID THEY DO TO KIEF'S FACE?!?!!



Stupid Fox. He looks all smushy. And it doesn't look thhhhhat weird at first, but when you click on "Profiles" they've reversed it.



That's some bad photoshopping, yo.

!

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Not saying anything you haven't already heard.

Bush will add more than 20K troops to Iraq



Get Your War On





Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd Wonkette live blogs the speech.

Also, party politics aside, this needs to be done. I'm not getting on any soapbox here, and i want the troops home just like everyone else, but we've fucked this up. and we've got to fix it.

Anyway... Unc wins! Dook loses! All is right with the world!!!

Espn says,

"Duke, which had won 21 of 22 against Georgia Tech since 1996, lost 74-63 to the Yellow Jackets on Wednesday. The loss dropped the Blue Devils to 0-2 in the ACC, their worst start since '96, when they lost their first four conference games."

<3 (i liiiiiiiike!)

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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

...but i've chosen darkness.



Pictures of Walls

<3

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I love this calendar.



<3

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Sunday, January 07, 2007

Pretty is as pretty does...

... but you can't tell me that 1986-era Rob Lowe doesn't totally resemble Lost's dead Boone.






("Youngblood" was on tv this morning, and uh, i watched it.)

<3

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ha, ha ha, HA HAH HA

No, you can't have a run to the Superbowl. NOT YOURS!



<3 (AND oregon beat UCLA. that side of the country is totally reppin' for us tonight. holla!)

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Saturday, January 06, 2007

Ohhhhhhh, burn!

Get Fuzzy



<3

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Spin me right round

Amy Winehouse

I kmow, i know yall, it's myspace, but the music player they use is really simple.

So yeah. She's british, apparently a lush and kinda violent in real life, but she's got a stellar voice. My current fave: "Rehab."

!

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Yours to Keep

from Idolator.com:
There has been a terrible mistake at the Idolator flophouse: Upon re-listening to "Yours To Keep"--the bubbling collaboration between Swedish pop outfit Teddybears and Neneh Cherry--we realized that this should really have been in our Top 10, and maybe even our Top 5. What the hell were we thinking? How often do you hear a song about "[driving] around with the top down" that actually sounds good while driving around with the top down? This song is perfect. Our life has been one giant mistake.

This is the original remix version sans Neneh and i think it's the superior one.

Teddybears w/ Annie mix:


powered by ODEO

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Friday, January 05, 2007

"...and there was no room for them in the inn ...state ... WHAT!?"



Courtesy of the illustrious Katie: Moose transfer under way

HUNTSVILLE - Blindfolded and with cotton balls stuffed in their ears, moose took to the air today as wildlife officials began a transplant effort to move more than 20 of the gangly creatures from the area around Causey Reservoir to a new home on the Grand Mesa National Forest in western Colorado.


(you know that poor moose is thinking, "I AM NOT DESIGNED FOR FLIGHT! MOOSE,OUT!")

!!

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We love scrubs.

Zach Braff in Scrubs = awesome.

Zach Braff in anything else? = Pretty much insufferable.



Song = "Diner" by Martin Sexton.

<3

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I love the pumpkins. Billy loves ellipses.

This would have meant a LOT more to me seven years ago.

However, I do still care.

Billy Corgan Myspace blog

Dear Beautiful Souls,

Happy New Year to you! May 2007 prove to be a blessed year in every respect and every way...I send you every ounce of love I have in my heart...May the grace of Mother be with you...This year for us will see a new album of songs and a world tour of tears, and we truly look forward to playing again for fans young, old, and missed...So yes, tunes are being dusted off, while others are being asked to kindly submit to an upstart millennia and all it's asking...
(click link for whole shebang)

So ... I guess this means we can anticipate a new album in 2008? 9? 10?

<3 (WHATDOWENEED!?!!!!)

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I love exploding dog.

Do you?



(he takes questions/requests/whatevs from poeple and interprets them into these weird drawings. it's strange, but poignant. i love it.)

<3

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yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

New(ish) trailer for 300.

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Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Pretty much hosed.



Despair.com

!

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But i don't le understand why you use le tired all the le time.



Goodtimes.

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Flashback: Destroying the Gap ad



:D

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Da blah blah blah blah blah?

Oh, Ze.



<3

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